Food Replaced Sex

From someones grandma!


Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ... so I said Implants?"

I don't do drugs anymore... I get the same effect just standing up fast.

I have my own little world, but it's OK ... they know me here.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.