No Peace Even in the john!

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?

At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question: "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say: "No........ I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say, nervously: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!"